Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes The big publication  of Halloween Knock Knock jokes on the web

(1)

Knock Knock!!

Who’s there?

Jackson.

Jackson who?

Jackson to a vampire this Halloween!

(2)

Knock Knock!! “Trick or Treat!”

Who’s there?

Thomos!

Thomos who?

Thomos be a better way!

(3)

Knock Knock!

Whos there?

Boooo.

Boooo who?

Don’t cry! I’m just a Halloween trick or treater!

(4)

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ice Candy.

Ice Candy who?

Ice Candy every time I see a ghost!

(5)

Knock Knock “Trick or Treat”

Who’s there?

Tinker Bell!

Tinker Bell who?

Tinker Bell is out of order!

(6)

Knock Knock!!

Who’s there?

Tadi.

Tadi who?

Tadi old black magic!

(7)

Knock Knock!!

Who’s there?

Fishes!

Fishes who?

Fishes a very Halloween bad joke!

(8)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Olivy.

Olivy who?

Olivy Halloween!

Knock, Knock!!

(9)

Who’s there?

Bean.

Bean who?

Bean waiting for Halloween all year!

(10)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Howl!

Howl who?

Howl you be dressing up this Halloween?

(11)

Knock Knock!!

Who’s there?

Bolt!

Bolt who?

Bolt knocking on this door all night!

(12)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Franki.

Franki who?

Frankenstein!

(13)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Wittch.

Wittch who?

Wittch one of you can fix my broomstick?

(14)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Spirit.

Spirit who?

Spirit one of you will give me some Halloween candy?

(15)

Knock Knock!!

Who’s there?

Booh.

Booh Who?

Ah, don’t cry, Halloween is just about the point!

(16)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

How

How who?

 How are my passing to get in if you don’t open the doorway?

(17)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Ivaa.

Ivaa who?

Ivaa to suck your blood!!

(18)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Eve.

Eve Who?

Eve suck your blood!

(19)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Twik.

Twik who?

Twik or Tweet!

(20)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Wandi.

Wandi who?

Wandi go for a ride on my broomstick?

(21)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Quen!

Quen who?

Quen waiting for to kisses a witch every year!

(22)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Vampire!

Vampire who?

Vampire state building!

(23)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Denum!

Denum who?

This guy is your boy friend!

(24)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Philler.

Philler who?

Philler my bag with Halloween candy!

(25)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Justin!

Justin who?

Justin off last year Jack-o-lantern for you!

(26)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Erik!

Erik who?

 Erik be happy to say you when you open this door!

(27)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Wolvesli.

Wolvesli who?

Wolves say Happy Howloween!

(28)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Booooo!

Booooo who?

No, no, don’t cry! I was just kidding.

(29)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Gorgie.

Gorgie Who?

 If you Gorgie with salty  water, your passage  will feeling better

(30)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Jackal.

Jackal who?

Jackal Hyde!

(31)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Alex!

Alex who!

Alex on the side of caution this Halloween!

(32)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Albot!

Albot who?

Albot time you reply  the door and where is my sweet!

(33)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Edan!

Edan who?

Edan heap of tasty sweets and now I’ve got belly ache!

(34)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Witches!

Witches who?

Witches way to the haunted house!

(35)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Doom!

Doom who?

Doom did you expect!

(36)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Elisa!

Elisa who?

Elisa a terrible scary thing!

(37)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Cerren!

Cerren who?

Cerren it amusive to hear to these Halloween jokes!

(38)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Horbes!

Horbes who?

Horbes of Evil!

(39)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Lozzie!

Lozzie who?

Lozzie hundredth time, TRICK OR TREAT!!!!

(40)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Eran!

Eran who?

Eran over here to get some candy!

(41)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Bagger!

Bagger who!

Bagger’d edge!

(42)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Maxi!

Maxi who?

Maxi no difference. trick or treat!

(43)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Dorma!

Dorma who?

Dorma’lly I say trick or treat!

(44)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Sarton!

Sarton who?

Sarton me buy it is Halloween!

(45)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Robbin!

Robbin who?

Robbin your house!

(46)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Vudooh!

Vudooh who?

Vudooh you think you are!

(47)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Jerry!

Jerry who?

Jerry don’t you like these Halloween jokes!

(48)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Silee!

Silee who?

Silee out tonight It is only Halloween!

(49)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Emma!

Emma who?

Emma and see if the door is locked!

(50)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Jami!

Jami who?

Jami have some nice Halloween candy!

(51)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Glaze!

Glaze who?

Glaze cow jump over the moon!

(52)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Cestei!

Cestei who?

Cestei time I’m going to tell you this!

(53)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Dawl!

Dawl who?

Dawl leave me out here in the cold!

(54)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Denny!

Denny who?

Denny to meet you!

(55)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Enji!

Enji who?

Enji do like you!

(56)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Farrel!

Farrel who?

Farrel off my bike and lost my candy!

(57)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Hustin!

Hustin who?

Hustin time for Halloween!

(58)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Feunna!

Feunna who?

Feunna in, I’m hungry I need a snack!

(59)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Marrwin!

Marrwin who?

I’ll be Marrwin you to open the door!

(60)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Watsun!

Watsun who?

Watsun old joke!

(61)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Dissk!

Dissk who?

Dissk is a recorded message, Trick, or trick!

(62)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Dorra!

Dorra who?

Dorra slammed on my finger. Ouch!

(63)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Polland!

Polland who?

Polland, you going away to make me hold out here for my treats!

(64)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Morrel!

Morrel who?

Morrel me some cheese on toast, please!

(65)

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Sella!

Sella who?

Sellaaim  I leave till you give me a sweet-

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